LICENSE in ssh-hull-1.0.0 vs LICENSE in ssh-hull-2.0

@@ -1,19 +1,26 @@
-The MIT License (MIT)
+# DON'T BE A DICK PUBLIC LICENSE
 
-Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
-of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
-in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
-to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
-copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
-furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:
+> Version 1.1, December 2016
 
-The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in
-all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
+> Copyright (C) [year] [fullname]
 
-THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
-IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
-FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
-AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
-LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
-OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN
-THE SOFTWARE.
+Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
+copies of this license document.
+
+> DON'T BE A DICK PUBLIC LICENSE
+> TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION
+
+1. Do whatever you like with the original work, just don't be a dick.
+
+   Being a dick includes - but is not limited to - the following instances:
+
+ 1a. Outright copyright infringement - Don't just copy this and change the name.
+ 1b. Selling the unmodified original with no work done what-so-ever, that's REALLY being a dick.
+ 1c. Modifying the original work to contain hidden harmful content. That would make you a PROPER dick.
+
+2. If you become rich through modifications, related works/services, or supporting the original work,
+share the love. Only a dick would make loads off this work and not buy the original work's
+creator(s) a pint.
+
+3. Code is provided with no warranty. Using somebody else's code and bitching when it goes wrong makes
+you a DONKEY dick. Fix the problem yourself. A non-dick would submit the fix back.