lib/rantly/silly.rb in rantly-1.2.0 vs lib/rantly/silly.rb in rantly-2.0.0

@@ -6,78 +6,79 @@
     end
   end
 end
 
 module Rantly::Silly::Love
+  def letter(n = 3)
+    body = array(n) { paragraph }.join "\n\n"
+    <<~EOS
+      #{address}:
 
-  def letter(n=3)
-    body = array(n){paragraph}.join "\n\n"
-    <<-EOS
-#{address}:
+      #{body}
 
-#{body}
+      #{sign}
 
-#{sign}
-
-#{post_script}
-EOS
+      #{post_script}
+    EOS
   end
 
   def address
     "my #{extremifier} #{pedestal_label}"
   end
 
   def extremifier
-    choose "most","ultimate","unbelievable","incredible","burning"
+    choose 'most', 'ultimate', 'unbelievable', 'incredible', 'burning'
   end
 
   def pedestal_label
-    choose "beloved","desire","dove","virgin goddess","existential solution","lighthouse","beacon","holy mother","queen","mistress"
+    choose 'beloved', 'desire', 'dove', 'virgin goddess', 'existential solution', 'lighthouse', 'beacon', 'holy mother', 'queen', 'mistress'
   end
 
   def double_plus_good
-    choose "holy","shiny","glittering","joyous","delicious"
+    choose 'holy', 'shiny', 'glittering', 'joyous', 'delicious'
   end
 
   def how_i_feel
-    choose "my heart aches","my spine pines","my spirit wanders and wonders","my soul is awed","my loin burns"
+    choose 'my heart aches', 'my spine pines', 'my spirit wanders and wonders', 'my soul is awed', 'my loin burns'
   end
 
   def paragraph
-    array(range(2,4)){ sentence}.join " "
+    array(range(2, 4)) { sentence }.join ' '
   end
 
   def sentence
     freq \
-    Proc.new { "when #{how_i_feel}, my #{pedestal_label}, i feel the need to #{stalk_action}, but this is not because #{how_i_feel}, but rather a symptom of my being your #{whoami}." },
-    Proc.new { "because you are my #{pedestal_label}, and i am your #{whoami}, no, rather your #{whoami}, #{fragment}."},
-    Proc.new { "do not think that saying '#{how_i_feel}' suffices to show the depth of how #{how_i_feel}, because more than that, #{fantasy}"},
-    Proc.new { "as a #{whoami}, that #{how_i_feel} is never quite enough for you, my #{double_plus_good} #{pedestal_label}."}
+      proc {
+        "when #{how_i_feel}, my #{pedestal_label}, i feel the need to #{stalk_action},"\
+             "but this is not because #{how_i_feel}, but rather a symptom of my being your #{whoami}."
+      },
+      proc { "because you are my #{pedestal_label}, and i am your #{whoami}, no, rather your #{whoami}, #{fragment}." },
+      proc { "do not think that saying '#{how_i_feel}' suffices to show the depth of how #{how_i_feel}, because more than that, #{fantasy}" },
+      proc { "as a #{whoami}, that #{how_i_feel} is never quite enough for you, my #{double_plus_good} #{pedestal_label}." }
   end
 
   def fragment
     fun = fantasy
     choose "i hope to god #{fun}", "i believe #{fun}", "i will that #{fun}"
   end
 
-  def caused_by
-  end
+  def caused_by; end
 
   def whoami
     "#{extremifier} #{humbleizer} #{groveler}"
   end
 
   def sign
     "your #{whoami}"
   end
 
   def humbleizer
-    choose "undeserving","insignificant","unremarkable","fearful","menial"
+    choose 'undeserving', 'insignificant', 'unremarkable', 'fearful', 'menial'
   end
 
   def groveler
-    choose "slave","servant","captive","lapdog"
+    choose 'slave', 'servant', 'captive', 'lapdog'
   end
 
   def post_script
     "ps: #{i_am_stalking_you}, and hope that #{fantasy}"
   end
@@ -86,29 +87,30 @@
     "every #{time_duration} i #{stalk_action}"
   end
 
   def fantasy
     freq \
-    Proc.new {
-      make = choose "raise","nurture","bring into the world"
-      babies = choose "brood of babies","#{double_plus_good} angels"
-      good = double_plus_good
-      effect = choose "the world becomes all the more #{good}",
-                      "we may at the end of our lives rest in #{good} peace.",
-                      "you, my #{pedestal_label}, would continue to live."
-      "we would #{make} #{babies}, so #{effect}."
-    },
-    Proc.new {
-      do_thing = choose "kiss","hug","read poetry to each other","massage","whisper empty nothings into each others' ears","be with each other, and oblivious to the entire world"
-      affect = choose "joy", "mindfulness", "calm", "sanctity"
-      "we would #{do_thing} with #{double_plus_good} #{affect}"
-    }
+      proc {
+        make = choose 'raise', 'nurture', 'bring into the world'
+        babies = choose 'brood of babies', "#{double_plus_good} angels"
+        good = double_plus_good
+        effect = choose "the world becomes all the more #{good}",
+                        "we may at the end of our lives rest in #{good} peace.",
+                        "you, my #{pedestal_label}, would continue to live."
+        "we would #{make} #{babies}, so #{effect}."
+      },
+      proc {
+        do_thing = choose('kiss', 'hug', 'read poetry to each other', 'massage', "whisper empty nothings into each others' ears",
+                          'be with each other, and oblivious to the entire world')
+        affect = choose 'joy', 'mindfulness', 'calm', 'sanctity'
+        "we would #{do_thing} with #{double_plus_good} #{affect}"
+      }
   end
 
   def stalk_action
-    choose "think of you","dream of us together","look at your picture and sigh"
+    choose 'think of you', 'dream of us together', 'look at your picture and sigh'
   end
 
   def time_duration
-    choose "once in a while","night","day","hour","minute"
+    choose 'once in a while', 'night', 'day', 'hour', 'minute'
   end
 end