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TWSS
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Because automation knows no bounds... including lowbrow comedy.

TWSS is a simple Bayes classifer trained off of a twssstories.com.

Installation
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    gem install twss

Usage
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    require 'rubygems'
    require 'twss'
    TWSS("hey, did you resolve that ticket?") # => false
    TWSS("not yet, it's taking a while") # => false
    TWSS("well hurry up, you're not going fast enough") # => true

You can also adjust the scoring threshold for your comedic customization.  The
lower the value, the more "obscure" the jokes can be.

    TWSS.threshold = 5.0

It's far from perfect, but it's accurate enough to be funny.  I'll probably
continue tweaking it some (increase the training set size and whatnot).  I'm not
being all that scientific about, so we'll see :).

Goals
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There aren't any, other than to laugh.

I made [twssbot][twssbot] which is a TWSS IRC bot that uses twss and [isaac][isaac]

I'd love to see some other random applications of twss, but not a twitter bot.
For the love of all things good in this world, please don't make a Twitter
bot out of this. #ihatetwitterbots

A few things to keep in mind when using this:

 * I coded this on my 20 minute bus ride home from work.  Needless to say - it's not robust and probably wrong more than it's right (which in and of itself is funny).
 * The very existence of this gem was intended as a joke.  In fact, it's sort of a meta-joke (which should please all you hipster-hackers out there).


Forks, patches, and tests welcome!

Have fun!

[twssbot]: http://github.com/bvandenbos/twssbot
[isaac]: http://github.com/ichverstehe/isaac

Version data entries

1 entries across 1 versions & 1 rubygems

Version	Path
twss-0.0.5	README.markdown