--- - rocket-punches in the stomach! - rocket-punches in the groin! - FALCON PAWNCHes ! - stabs repeatedly in the back with a nail gun, takes the nails out and pours salt into the holes from the nails, drives more nails in, then puts duct tape over the salt-and-nail-filled holes so can't get them out! - sends flying into a brick wall! - pierces with a drill! - shakes like a idiot! - swings around like a idiot! - hits with a harisen! - hits with a mallet! - bonks on the head with a large hammer! - smashes 's head in with a large hammer! - bonks on the head with a pikopiko hammer! - smashes 's head in with a pikopiko hammer! - takes a small computer from their belt, plugs in a dongle and scans its thumbprint. then inputs a few coordinates, and then taps something on it. Suddenly, a bright blue beam fires down from the sky, sending clouds circling around it. In a bright flash and a loud explosion, is finally neutralized. - attacks 's life points directly! - feeds to sharks! - forces to watch the Super Bowl XLV halftime show Clockwork Orange style! - deletes ! - divides by zero! - hits with a hammer! - stabs in the face with a combat knife! - stabs with a combat knife! - kicks in the face! - uses DELTA KICK on ! - piledrives ! - piledrives ! - piledrives , and then ! - rapes with a burning candle! - ties up and drips them with a burning candle! - ties up and whacks them senseless with a pair of Shinai! - throws into a dark void! - kicks into a pit! - forces into a furry suit and then casts a fire spell! - forces into a furry suit and then puts them into a blender! - puts in a blender. Don't breathe this! - metals out ! - impales with a commercial jet! - throws into a punji pit! - smashes 's face with a train! - vores ! - puts into a rape tunnel! - rapes ! - rapes with ! - rapes with ! - punches 's cunt til it bleeds! - slaps around a bit with a large trout! - slaps around a bit with a large magikarp! - slaps around a bit with a large sebmal! - slaps around a bit with a large ! - slaps around a bit with a large ! - slaps around with a large sandy vagina! - rams a chainsaw through 's face! - throws into a flaming pit of thermite! - shoots in the groin with a howitzer! - gets grappled by a Takoluka! - ! "slaps with a \x0304R\x0307A\x0308I\x0303N\x0302B\x0313O\x0306W\x03 trout!" - blows the crap out of ! - ends with a Bonecrusher Mallet! - glues 's face to the wall! - sends hordes of lemmings over ! - throws a milkbag at ! - throws 10 milkbags at ! - throws 20 milkbags at ! - throws 80 milkbags at ! - throws 1,000,000 milkbags at ! - turns into a blue-haired loli with uncontrollable prehensile tentacle hair that attacks ! - turns into a blue-haired loli with uncontrollable prehensile tentacle hair that attacks ! - becomes a blue-haired loli with prehensile tentacle hair and attacks ! - becomes a blue-haired loli with prehensile tentacle hair and attacks ! - becomes a blue-haired loli with prehensile tentacle hair and attacks and ! - slaps around a bit with a 500lb C++ manual! - slaps around a bit with a large bonecrusher mallet! - slaps with a big-ass paddle! - slaps with a small Banana! - slaps with their very own hand! - straps a bomb onto and drops them off a plane! - casts Expa Abyss on ! - forces into a tunafish costume and dunks them into the takoluka tank! - pickles ! - fucks with a big splintering post! - "forces to play Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing all day long!" - mind controls and commands them to jump off a cliff! - runs over with a FULLY LOADED, 80,000 POUND TRACTOR TRAILER! - shoots with a BAR! - shoots with a Luger! - shoots with a Mauser HSc! - shoots with a DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLE! - attempts to shoot with an DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLE, but then it jams, and instead chucks it at 's head, square on the forehead! - shoots with an MG-42! - shoots with an AR-15! - shoots with an AK-47! - throws a Glock at like a handgrenade! - ties onto an A6M and sends them on a kamikaze mission! - performs SCIENCE on ! - swings the butt end of an mg-42 at ! - swings the butt end of an mg-42 at ! - rams a rusty flathead screwdriver into 's left eye socket! - rams a rusty flathead screwdriver into 's right eye socket! - slaps around a bit with a live lobster from a lobster trap. And then proceed to slap them with the lobster trap with even more live lobsters in it! - slaps around a bit with a live lobster from a lobster trap. And then proceed to slap them with the lobster trap with even more live lobsters in it! - turns into a l-- JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR!!!1! - gives rabies and death! - runs a train through 's soul! - shoves a 19' diameter dildo up 's ass! - slaps around with a large black rubber dildo! - sears with a flamethrower! - pours scalding tea on ! - takes out to a romantic dinner and leaves them with the bill! - exclaims, "I-it's n-not like I want to attack or anything! Stupid!" - calls some very rude names! - cancels 's reservation to the Cheesecake Factory! - kills with fire! - tells 's mother what they did! - makes wish they were never born! - ties up in a storage unit and rapes them for eight hours on end. - kills everyone on earth but and then traps in a cage. - performs ξ( ＞◡❛)ξ▄︻▇▇〓〓 Tiro Finale! on ! - ends with a large burrito! - impales with a wooden effigy of Spongebob! - punches ! - kicks ! - forces to pull out their fingernails one... by... one. - forcefully transforms into Platinum The Trinity! - fills every one of 's orifaces with poutine! - fists in the ass! - injects with blue paint! - makes wear nothing but a navy uniform top and a blue school swimsuit for the whole day! - makes wear nothing but a navy uniform top and panties for the whole day! - makes wear nothing but a military uniform jacket and striped panties for the whole day! - forces wear nothing but a military uniform jacket and panties along with animal ears and tail for the whole day, and makes them exclaim "It's not panties so it's not embarassing!" every time someone asks them about it! - makes wear a schoolgirl uniform all day! (And puts a brown wig with twintails and pink bows on , too.) - takes photos of in a school swimsuit! - takes photos of in a wet school swimsuit! - takes photos of and in wet school swimsuits! - takes photos of and in school swimsuits, and then sets the camera on a timer and gets in on the action, hugging (and secretly feels up) the two! Wee~! - takes photos of in a wet school swimsuit! - gropes and molests ~ - punches behind the cock! - punches in the dick! - punches in the colon! - punches in the bush! - bizarro-supermans ! - bites 's hand. - bites 's hand. - assassinates with a sniper rifle from a high-up building. - shoves a dragon dildo up 's ass!