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module FuckingGoddamnNew

  DICTIONARY = %w[
    ass
    bitch
    chickenfucker
    cocksucker
    cunt
    damn
    dick
    fuck
    fucking
    god
    goddammit
    goddamn
    motherfucker
    piece_of_shit
    piss
    shit
    tits
  ]

  DICTIONARY.each do |word|
    yell = "#{ word }!"
    define_method(word) { |*args| self } unless respond_to?(word)
    define_method(yell) { |*args| self } unless respond_to?(yell)
  end

  def self.extended base
    base.instance_eval { include FuckingGoddamnNew }
  end

end

Object.extend FuckingGoddamnNew

Version data entries

5 entries across 5 versions & 1 rubygems

Version	Path
fucking_goddamn_new-1.0.4	lib/fucking_goddamn_new.rb
fucking_goddamn_new-1.0.3	lib/fucking_goddamn_new.rb
fucking_goddamn_new-1.0.2	lib/fucking_goddamn_new.rb
fucking_goddamn_new-1.0.1	lib/fucking_goddamn_new.rb
fucking_goddamn_new-1.0.0	lib/fucking_goddamn_new.rb