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Don't talk to me about life.ÙHere I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't.Ù5I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.ÙrPardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, Oh God, I'm so depressed.±I won't enjoy it.ÚYou think you've got problems? What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot? No, don't try to answer that. I'm fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer. 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We are not proud.ÙbBut Mr. Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months.Ùythere’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’ve worked out.Ù2Will you open up the exit hatch, please, computer?ÙPAccording to the legends, the Magratheans lived most of their lives underground.Ù™Magrathea itself disappeared and its memory soon passed into the obscurity of legend. In these enlightened days, of course, no one believes a word of it.Ù1Evolution? they said to themselves, Who needs it?ÙtCuriously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again.ÙRParts of the inside of her head screamed at other parts of the inside of her head.Ù¨if you’ve never been through a matter transference beam before you’ve probably lost some salt and protein. The beer you had should have cushioned your system a bit.Ù^I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anybody else should have a good time.ÙƒIt’s only half completed, I’m afraid – we haven’t even finished burying the artificial dinosaur skeletons in the crust yet.Ù4They’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident.Ù¢...they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying.ÙSIf they don’t keep exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.ÙUIf there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.Ù|In the beginning, the Universe was created. 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