require_relative "emotion/version" methods = %w(ohgodwhy awyeah areyoukiddingme badass dealwithit facepalm foreveralone fuckyeah iseewhatyoudidthere itsatrap! lolwut megusta ohcrap sweetjesus dolan pls wat wtf yey gooby) methods.each do |method_name| BasicObject.class_eval <<-STR def #{method_name} self end STR end # HAVE FUN!