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require 'steem-slap'
require 'open-uri'
module Cosgrove
module SnarkCommands
WITTY = [
"Who set us up the TNT?",
"Everything's going to plan. No, really, that was supposed to happen.",
"Uh... Did I do that?",
"Oops.",
"Why did you do that?",
"I feel sad now :(",
"My bad.",
"I'm sorry, Dave.",
"I let you down. Sorry :(",
"On the bright side, I bought you a teddy bear!",
"Daisy, daisy...",
"Oh - I know what I did wrong!",
"Hey, that tickles! Hehehe!",
"I blame inertia.",
"You should try our sister blockchain, GOLOS!",
"Don't be sad. I'll do better next time, I promise!",
"Don't be sad, have a hug! <3",
"I just don't know what went wrong :(",
"Shall we play a game?",
"Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.",
"I bet Cylons wouldn't have this problem.",
"Sorry :(",
"Surprise! Haha. Well, this is awkward.",
"Would you like a cupcake?",
"Hi. I'm cosgrove, and I'm a crashaholic.",
"Ooh. Shiny.",
"This doesn't make any sense!",
"Why is it breaking :(",
"Don't do that.",
"Ouch. That hurt :(",
"You're mean.",
"This is a token for 1 free hug. Redeem at your nearest Steemian: `[~~HUG~~]`",
"There are four lights!",
"Witty comment unavailable :("
]
def self.add_all_snark_commands(bot)
bot.command :slap do |_event, *target|
if target.any?
"*#{SteemSlap.slap(target.join(' '))}*"
else
"There are #{SteemSlap::combinations} slap combinations, see: https://gist.github.com/inertia186/c34e6e7b73f7ee9fb5f60f5ed8f30206"
end
end
bot.command [:catfact, :catfacts] do |_event|
JSON[open('https://catfact.ninja/fact').read]['fact']
end
end
end
end
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