# Adapted and expanded from moar-lolspeak (https://github.com/rwtnorton/moar-lolspeak), which was 
# largely taken from an old Perl script and is sadly is not available via rubygems

module Lolspeak
    LOL_DICTIONARY = {
        /what/       => %w{wut whut},
        /you\b/      => %w{yu yous yoo u yooz},
        /cture/      => %w{kshur},
        /ss\b/       => %w{s zz z},
        /the\b/      => %w{teh},
        /more/       => %w{moar},
        /my/         => %w{mah mai},
        /are/        => %w{is ar},
        /eese/       => %w{eez},
        /ph/         => %w{f},
        /as\b/       => %w{az},
        /seriously/  => %w{srsly},
        /sion/       => %w{shun},
        /just/       => %w{jus},
        /ose\b/      => %w{oze},
        /eady/       => %w{eddy},
        /ome?\b/     => %w{um},
        /of\b/       => %w{of ov of},
        /uestion/    => %w{wesjun},
        /want/       => %w{wants},
        /ead\b/      => %w{edd},
        /ck/         => %w{kk kkk},
        /sion/       => %w{shun},
        /cat|kitten|kitty/ => %w{kitteh kittehz cat fuzzeh fuzzyrumpus foozles fuzzbut fluffernutter beast mew},
        /eak/        => %w{ekk},
        /age/        => %w{uj},
        /like/       => %w{likez liek licks},
        /love/       => %w{lovez lub lubs luv lurve lurves},
        /\bis\b/     => ['ar teh','ar'],
        /nd\b/       => %w{n n'},
        /who/        => %w{hoo},
        /'/          => [''],
        /ese\b/      => %w{eez},
        /outh/       => %w{owf},
        /scio/       => %w{shu},
        /esque/      => %w{esk},
        /ture/       => %w{chur},
        /\btoo?\b/   => %w{to t 2 to t},
        /tious/      => %w{shus},
        /sure\b/     => %w{shur},
        /tty\b/      => %w{tteh},
        /were/       => %w{was},
        /ok\b|okay/  => %w{kthxbye!},
        /\ba\b/      => %w{uh},
        /ym/         => %w{im},
        /fish/       => %w{ghoti},
        /thy\b/      => %w{fee},
        /\wly\w/     => %w{li},
        /que\w/      => %w{kwe},
        /\both/      => %w{udd},
        /though\b/   => %w{tho},
        /(t|r|en)ough/ => %w{\1uff},
        /ought/      => %w{awt},
        /ease/       => %w{eez},
        /ing\b/      => %w{in ins ng ing in'},
        /have/       => ['haz', 'hav', 'haz a'],
        /has/        => %w{haz gots},
        /your/       => %w{yur ur yore yoar},
        /ove\b/      => %w{oov ove uuv uv oove},
        /for/        => %w{for 4 fr fur for foar},
        /thank/      => %w{fank tank thx thnx},
        /good/       => %w{gud goed guud gude gewd goot gut},
        /really/     => %w{rly rily rilly rilleh},
        /world/      => %w{wurrld whirld wurld wrld},
        /i'?m\b/     => ['im', 'i yam', 'i iz'],
        /(?!e)ight/  => %w{ite},
        /(?!ues)tion/      => %w{shun},
        /you'?re/          => %w{yore yr},
        /can\si\s(?:ple(?:a|e)(?:s|z)e?)?\s?have\sa/ => ['i can haz'],
        /(?:hello|\bhi\b|\bhey\b|howdy|\byo\b),?/    => ['oh hai,'],
        /(?:god\b|allah|buddah?|diety|lord)/         => ['ceiling cat'],
        /er\b|are|ere/ => %w{r},
        /y\b|ey\b/ => %w{eh},
        /ea/       => %w{ee},
    }

    def self.tranzlate(str)
        lolstr = str.dup
        LOL_DICTIONARY.each do |english, lolspeak|
            lolstr.gsub!(english, lolspeak.shuffle.first) #ghetto ruby1.8/1.9 agnostic version of choice vs sample
        end

        lolstr << '!  kthxbye!' if rand(10) == 2
        lolstr.gsub!(/(\?|!|,|\.)+/, '!')

        lolstr.upcase
    end
end

class String
  unless method_defined?(:tranzlate)
    def tranzlate
      Lolspeak.tranzlate(self)
    end
  end
end