require "lita" module Lita module Handlers class Memegen < Handler def self.default_config(config) config.command_only = true config.username = nil config.password = nil end route %r{(y u no) (.+)}i, :meme_y_u_no, help: { "y u no..." => "generates Y U NO meme"} route %r{(i don'?t always .*) (but when i do,? .*)}i, :meme_i_dont_always, help: { "i don't always... but when i do,..." => "generates I DON'T ALWAYS meme"} route %r{(.*)(o\s?rly\??.*)}i, :meme_orly, help: { "...o rly..." => "generates O RLY meme" } route %r{(.*)(SUCCESS|NAILED IT.*)}, :meme_success, help: { "...SUCCESS" => "(case sensitive) generates SUCCESS meme", "...NAILED IT..." => "(case sensitive) generates NAILED IT meme" } route %r{(.*) (ALL the .*)}, :meme_all_the, help: { "...ALL the..." => "(case sensitive) generates ALL the meme" } route %r{(.*) (\w+\stoo damn .*)}i, :meme_too_damn, help: { "...too damn..." => "generates TOO DAMN meme" } route %r{(good news everyone[,.!]?) (.*)}i, :meme_good_news, help: { "good news everyone..." => "generates GOOD NEWS EVERYONE meme" } route %r{(not sure if .*) (or .*)}i, :meme_not_sure_if, help: { "not sure if... or..." => "generates NOT SURE IF... OR meme" } route %r{(yo dawg .*) (so .*)}i, :meme_yo_dawg, help: { "yo dawg... so..." => "generates YO DAWG meme" } route %r{(all your .*) (are belong to us)}i, :meme_are_belong, help: { "all your... are belong to us" => "generates ALL YOUR... ARE BELONG TO US meme" } route %r{(.*) (fuck you)$}i, :meme_fuck_you, help: { "...fuck you" => "generates ...FUCK YOU meme" } route %r{(.*) (you'?re gonna have a bad time)}i, :meme_bad_time, help: { "...you're going have a bad time" => "generates You're gonna have a bad time meme" } route %r{(one does not simply) (.*)}i, :meme_simply, help: { "one does not simply..." => "generates one does not simply... meme" } route %r{(grumpy cat) (.*),(.*)}i, :meme_grumpy_cat, help: { "grumpy cat... ,..." => "generates grumpy cat... ,... meme" } route %r{(it looks like you'?re|it looks like you) (.*)}i, :meme_looks_like, help: { "it looks like you're..." => "generates it looks like you're... meme", "it looks like you..." => "(case insensitive) generates it looks like you.. meme" } route %r{(am i the only one around here) (.*)}i, :meme_am_i_only, help: { "am I the only one around here..." => "generates AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE... meme" } route %r{(.*)(not impressed*)}i, :meme_not_impressed, help: { "...not impressed" => "generates ...NOT IMPRESSED meme" } route %r{(prepare yourself) (.*)}i, :meme_prepare_yourself, help: { "prepare yourself..." => "generates PREPARE YOURSELF... meme" } route %r{(what if i told you) (.*)}i, :meme_what_if_i, help: { "what if I told you..." => "generates WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... meme" } route %r{(.*) (better drink my own piss)}i, :meme_better_drink, help: { "..better drink my own piss" => "generates ...BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS meme" } route %r{^khanify (.*)}i, :meme_khanify, help: { "khanify ..." => "generates khan meme" } route %r{(so|very|much|such) (.*) (so|very|much|such) (.*) wow}i, :meme_doge, help: { "so|very|much|such... so|very|much|such... wow" => "generates doge meme" } route %r{(imma let you finish) (.*)}i, :meme_kanye, help: { "imma let you finish ..." => "generates kanye meme" } def meme_y_u_no(response) generate_meme(response, 2, 166088) end def meme_i_dont_always(response) generate_meme(response, 74, 2485) end def meme_orly(response) generate_meme(response, 920, 117049) end def meme_success(response) generate_meme(response, 121, 1031) end def meme_all_the(response) generate_meme(response, 6013, 1121885) end def meme_too_damn(response) generate_meme(response, 998, 203665) end def meme_good_news(response) generate_meme(response, 1591, 112464) end def meme_not_sure_if(response) generate_meme(response, 305, 84688) end def meme_yo_dawg(response) generate_meme(response, 79, 108785) end def meme_are_belong(response) generate_meme(response, 349058, 2079825) end def meme_fuck_you(response) generate_meme(response, 1189472, 5044147) end def meme_bad_time(response) generate_meme(response, 825296, 3786537) end def meme_simply(response) generate_meme(response, 274947, 1865027) end def meme_grumpy_cat(response) generate_meme(response, 1590955, 6541210) end def meme_looks_like(response) generate_meme(response, 20469, 1159769) end def meme_am_i_only(response) generate_meme(response, 953639, 4240352) end def meme_not_impressed(response) generate_meme(response, 1420809, 5883168) end def meme_prepare_yourself(response) generate_meme(response, 414926, 2295701) end def meme_what_if_i(response) generate_meme(response, 1118843, 4796874) end def meme_better_drink(response) generate_meme(response, 92, 89714) end def meme_khanify(response) generate_meme(response, 6443, 1123022, line1: "", line2: khanify(response.matches[0][0])) end def khanify(phrase) shouty_phrase = phrase.upcase last_vowel_index = shouty_phrase.rindex(/[AEIOU]/) || -1 # default to final consonant last_vowel = shouty_phrase[last_vowel_index] "#{shouty_phrase[0..last_vowel_index]}#{last_vowel * 10}#{shouty_phrase[last_vowel_index..-1]}!!!!" end def meme_doge(response) doge1, text1, doge2, text2 = *response.matches.first generate_meme(response, 2452817, 9861901, line1: "#{doge1} #{text1}", line2: "#{doge2} #{text2} wow") end def meme_kanye(response) generate_meme(response, 1988183, 8275549) end private def generate_meme *args MemeGenerator.generate_meme(*args) end end Lita.register_handler(Memegen) end end