require 'rubygems' require 'sinatra' require File.join(File.dirname(__FILE__), '..', 'middlewares', 'initial') require File.join(File.dirname(__FILE__), '..', 'middlewares', 'intro') require File.join(File.dirname(__FILE__), '..', 'middlewares', 'l337') require File.join(File.dirname(__FILE__), '..', 'middlewares', 'stylizer') # Note that these middlewares will seem to be applied in backwards order. # In other words, Rack::Stylizer parses the resulting HTML first, then # passes it to Rack::Initial, then to Rack::L337, and finally to Rack::Intro. use Rack::Intro use Rack::L337 use Rack::Initial use Rack::Stylizer get '/' do %Q{ The Greatest Movie of All Time

What my associate is trying to say is that our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it.

Like, um, let's say you're driving along the road, with your family.
And you're driving along...la de da...woo...
And then all of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road and you hit the brakes.
Screeeee!

Woah, that was close.

Now let's see what happens when you're driving with "the other guy's brake pads".

You're driving along,
you're driving along,
and all of a sudden your kids are yelling from the back seat:
"I gotta go to the bathroom, daddy!"
"Not now, dammit!"
"Truck tire! I can't stop! Aaaaa! Help!"
"There's a cliff! Aaaaa!"
And your family screaming:
"Oh my God, we're burning alive!"
"No! I can't feel my legs!"
Here comes the meat-wagon! Woo woo woo!
And the medic gets out and says:
"Oh! My! God!"
New guy's in the corner puking his guts out:
Blllleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah!
Blllleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah!

All because you wanna save a coupla extra pennies.

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} end get '/more' do %Q{ More of the Greatest Movie of All Time

D+? Oh my God! I passed! I passed! Oh, man i got a D+! I'm gonna graduate! I'm gonna graduate! D+!

Hey guys, do i look different now that i'm a college grad?

Apparently they give a lot fewer D+'s than D-'s. It's not a grade they like to give out, i'll tell ya that right now.

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} end