comment id created_at user_id faved trunced reply_user_id reply_tweet_id text source reply_sn reply_sid screen_name user_sid iso_lang tweet 3000000001 20080101000145 1000724245 0 0 Oh... yeah. I got my new plates. But they mixed them up. Somebody got mine and I got their vanity plates. I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman! web cosmo tweet 3000000002 20080102000245 1000724245 0 0 You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. web cosmo tweet 3000000003 20080103000345 1000724245 0 0 Every proctologist story ends in the same way: 'It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.' web cosmo tweet 3000000004 20080104000432 1000000632 0 0 The key to eating a black and white cookie is that you wanna get some black and some white in each bite. web jerry tweet 3000000005 20080105000532 1000000632 0 0 Nothing mixes better than vanilla+chocolate. Yet racial harmony eludes us. If we would only look to the cookie, our problems would be solved web jerry tweet 3000000006 20080106000630 1000000030 0 0 I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats. web cougar_mom tweet 3000000007 20080107000706 1000000506 0 0 I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian. web elainebenes tweet 3000000008 20080108000806 1000000632 0 0 Sex has taken place when the nipple makes its first appearance. web jerry tweet 3000000009 20080109000932 1000000632 0 0 @AvisRental You better give me the insurance. Because I'm gonna beat the hell out of this car. web jerry tweet 3000000011 20080111001132 1000000632 0 0 Anytime someone says, 'Ooh, this is so good - what's in this?' the answer invariably comes back, 'cinnamon.' Cinnamon. Again and again. web jerry tweet 3000000012 20080112001232 1000000632 0 0 1000000506 3000000011 @elainebenes Breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine. Can't do it in one push, you got to rock it back and forth a few times. web elainebenes jerry tweet 3000000013 20080113001332 1000000632 0 0 Don't cast aspersions on someone for just wearing a cape. Superman wore a cape. I'll be damned if I'll let you say anything bad about him. web jerry tweet 3000000014 20080114001432 1000000632 0 0 Elaine, you don't understand! This isn't plans 1 through 8. This is Plan 9. This is the one that worked. The worst movie ever made. web jerry tweet 3000000015 20080115001532 1000000632 0 0 I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, I'm climbin' the walls. Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest, something's gotta give! web jerry tweet 3000000016 20080116001632 1000000632 0 0 I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me. web jerry tweet 3000000017 20080117001732 1000000632 0 0 I think that's what's good for the goose is good for the gander. What's a gander? It's a goose that's had the ol' switcheroo pulled on it. web jerry tweet 3000000018 20080118001832 1000000632 0 0 I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. web jerry tweet 3000000019 20080119001932 1000000632 0 0 Looking at #cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away. web jerry tweet 3000000020 20080120002032 1000000632 0 0 People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax. web jerry tweet 3000000021 20080121002132 1000000632 0 0 People with guns don't understand. That's why they get guns. Too many misunderstandings. web jerry tweet 3000000022 20080122002232 1000000632 0 0 That... is one magic loogie. web jerry tweet 3000000023 20080123002332 1000000632 0 0 The road less taken is less taken for a reason. web jerry tweet 3000000024 20080124002432 1000000632 0 0 The thing about birthday parties is that the first birthday party you have and the last birthday party you have are actually quite similar. web jerry tweet 3000000025 20080125002531 1000001431 0 0 I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes: they're meaningless. web Newman tweet 3000000026 20080126002631 1000001431 0 0 Just remember, when you control the mail, you control... information. web Newman tweet 3000000027 20080127002731 1000001431 0 0 Keith Hernandez! I despise that man! web Newman tweet 3000000028 20080128002831 1000001431 0 0 My mail truck was just ambushed by a band of backwoods mail-hating survivalists. web Newman tweet 3000000029 20080129002931 1000001431 0 0 The mail never stops. Just keeps coming and coming. Every day. Then the barcode reader breaks. Then it's Publisher's Clearinghouse day. web Newman tweet 3000000032 20080130003017 1000004517 0 0 1000000506 3000000031 @ElaineBenes Just saw your dance from the office party. Sweet fancy Moses web ElaineBenes costanza81 tweet 3000000033 20080201003317 1000004517 0 0 A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund web costanza81 tweet 3000000034 20080202003417 1000004517 0 0 Alright, that's it for me, you've been great! Good night, everybody. web costanza81 tweet 3000000035 20080203003517 1000004517 0 0 Divorce is always hard. Especially on the kids. 'Course I am the result of my parents having stayed together so ya never know. web costanza81 tweet 3000000036 20080204003617 1000004517 0 0 Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia? web costanza81 tweet 3000000037 20080205003717 1000004517 0 0 Doing quite well. Yesterday lunch: a soft-boiled egg and a quickie. If I could add TV to the equation, that'd really be the ultimate. web costanza81 tweet 3000000038 20080206003817 1000004517 0 0 Everybody's talkin' at me, I can't hear a word they're sayin'... Just drivin' around in @JonVoight's car... web costanza81 tweet 3000000039 20080207003917 1000004517 0 0 George is gettin' upset! web costanza81 tweet 3000000040 20080208004017 1000004517 0 0 Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. web costanza81 tweet 3000000041 20080209004117 1000004517 0 0 I don't know what it is about that mirror in that bathroom. I love the way I look in it... I feel like Robert Wagner. web costanza81 tweet 3000000042 20080210004217 1000004517 0 0 I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. web costanza81 tweet 3000000043 20080211004317 1000004517 0 0 I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami. web costanza81 tweet 3000000044 20080212004417 1000004517 0 0 I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think 'That's why I'm not a heterosexual.' web costanza81 tweet 3000000045 20080213004517 1000004517 0 0 I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham. web costanza81 tweet 3000000046 20080214004617 1000004517 0 0 I love the mirror in that bathroom. Don't know what the hell it is, I look terrific in that mirror. I feel like @RobertWagner in there web costanza81 tweet 3000000047 20080215004717 1000004517 0 0 I work for #Kruger Industrial Smoothing, we don't care... and it shows. web costanza81 tweet 3000000048 20080216004817 1000004517 0 0 I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate, I've got it all! web costanza81 tweet 3000000049 20080217004917 1000004517 0 0 I'm speechless. I have no speech. web costanza81 tweet 3000000050 20080218005017 1000004517 0 0 I've driven women to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution. web costanza81 tweet 3000000100 20080411010045 1000724245 0 0 The cat - mmrrrooowwwrr - is out of the bag! web cosmo tweet 3000000101 20080412010145 1000724245 0 0 They botched my vasectomy. I'm even more potent now. web cosmo tweet 3000000102 20080413010245 1000724245 0 0 Who's gonna turn down a #JuniorMint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious. It's very refreshing. web cosmo tweet 3000000103 20080414010345 1000724245 0 0 You got a big job interview, you're a little nervous. Throw back a couple shots of #Hennigans Loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time web cosmo tweet 3000000104 20080415010420 1000911320 0 0 Feels like an #Arby's night. web Puddy tweet 3000000107 20080417010732 1000000632 0 0 1000000032 3000000106 @thementee I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone whose mentor is a Costanza. web thementee jerry tweet 3000000109 20080418010917 1000004517 0 0 She's got a little Marissa Tomei thing goin' on. web costanza81 tweet 3000000110 20080419011032 1000000632 0 0 1000004517 3000000109 @costanza81 Ah, too bad you've got a little George Costanza thing goin' on. web costanza81 jerry tweet 3000000112 20080420011232 1000000632 0 0 1000000506 3000000111 @elainebenes Are you sure you want to get married? I mean, it's a big change of life. web elainebenes jerry tweet 3000000113 20080421011306 1000000506 0 0 1000000632 3000000112 @jerry Jerry, it's 3 a.m. and I'm at a cock fight. What am I clinging to? web jerry elainebenes tweet 3000000115 20080422011532 1000000632 0 0 @cosmo Boy, you sure do have a lot of friends, how come I never see any of these people? web jerry tweet 3000000116 20080423011645 1000724245 0 0 1000000632 3000000115 @jerry They want to know how come they never see you. web jerry cosmo tweet 3000000118 20080424011817 1000004517 0 0 This isn't just my wallet. It's an organizer, a memory and an old friend. web costanza81 tweet 3000000119 20080425011932 1000000632 0 0 1000004517 3000000118 @costanza81 Well, your friend is morbidly obese. web costanza81 jerry tweet 3000000120 20080426012017 1000004517 0 0 1000000632 3000000119 @jerry Well, at least I don't carry a purse. web jerry costanza81 tweet 3000000121 20080427012132 1000000632 0 0 1000004517 3000000120 @costanza81 It's not a purse, it's European. web costanza81 jerry tweet 3000000123 20080428012332 1000000632 0 0 1000911320 3000000122 @Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more 'grease monkey'. web Puddy jerry tweet 3000000124 20080429012420 1000911320 0 0 1000000632 3000000123 @jerry I don't much care for that term. I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector. web jerry Puddy tweet 3000000125 20080430012532 1000000632 0 0 1000911320 3000000124 @Puddy I saw one once that could do sign language. web Puddy jerry tweet 3000000126 20080501012620 1000911320 0 0 1000000632 3000000125 @jerry Yeah, I saw that one. Uh... Koko. That chimp's alright. High-five. web jerry Puddy tweet 3000000128 20080502012801 1000410101 0 0 @jerry I heard you went down to this woman's office and heckled her. web Ronnie tweet 3000000129 20080503012932 1000000632 0 0 1000410101 3000000128 @ronnie Damn right. It's time we stopped being lapdogs. Who are they to heckle us? It's time one of us drew a line in the sand. web ronnie jerry tweet 3000000130 20080504013001 1000410101 0 0 1000000632 3000000129 @jerry You're like Rosa Parks. You've opened a brand new door for all of us. I can't wait for the next time that somebody heckles me. web jerry Ronnie tweet 3000000131 20080505013132 1000000632 0 0 1000410101 3000000130 @ronnie Well, that shouldn't be long... web ronnie jerry tweet 3000000133 20080506013345 1000724245 0 0 You're becoming one of the #glitterati. web cosmo tweet 3000000134 20080507013417 1000004517 0 0 1000724245 3000000133 @cosmo What's that? web cosmo costanza81 tweet 3000000135 20080508013545 1000724245 0 0 1000000632 3000000134 @jerry People who glitter. web jerry cosmo tweet 3000000137 20080509013732 1000000632 0 0 1000724245 3000000135 @cosmo So you're saying #UNICEF is a scam? web cosmo jerry tweet 3000000138 20080510013845 1000724245 0 0 1000000632 3000000137 @jerry Perfect cover for a money laundering operation. No one can keep track of all those kids with the little orange boxes of change web jerry cosmo tweet 3000000140 20080511014045 1000724245 0 0 Well, our rickshaw is gone. We strapped it to a homeless guy and he bolted. web cosmo tweet 3000000141 20080512014132 1000000632 0 0 Well, you know, 80% of all homeless rickshaw businesses fail within the first six months. web jerry tweet 3000000142 20080513014245 1000724245 0 0 We should've got some collateral from him. Like his bag of cans, or his... other bag of cans. web cosmo tweet 3000000144 20080514014417 1000004517 0 0 She calls me up at my office, she says, 'We have to talk.' web costanza81 tweet 3000000145 20080515014532 1000000632 0 0 1000004517 3000000144 @costanza81 Uh, the four worst words in the English language. web costanza81 jerry tweet 3000000146 20080516014617 1000004517 0 0 1000000632 3000000145 @jerry That, or 'Whose bra is this?' web jerry costanza81 tweet 3000000148 20080517014845 1000724245 0 0 1000616766 3000000147 @pam Her bouquet cleaved his hardened shell, and fondled his muscled heart. He imbibed her glistening spell, just before the other shoe fell web pam cosmo tweet 3000000149 20080518014966 1000616766 0 0 1000724245 3000000148 @cosmo, that is so lovely. web cosmo Pam tweet 3000000151 20080519015120 1000431520 0 0 @cosmo Doing laundry, mending chicken wire, high tea with a Mr. Newman? web dean_jones tweet 3000000152 20080520015245 1000724245 0 0 1000431520 3000000151 @dean_jones It may seem glamorous, but it's business as usual at #Kramerica. http://pkmeco.com/seinfeld/voice.htm web dean_jones cosmo tweet 3000000153 20080521015320 1000431520 0 0 1000724245 3000000152 @cosmo Your entire enterprise is nothing more than a solitary man with a messy apartment that may or may not contain a chicken! web cosmo dean_jones tweet 3000000154 20080522015445 1000724245 0 0 1000431520 3000000153 @dean_jones And with Darrin's help, we'll get that chicken! web dean_jones cosmo tweet 3000000155 20080523015520 1000431520 0 0 1000724245 3000000154 @cosmo I'm sorry; there's just no way we can allow Darrin to stay with you. web cosmo dean_jones tweet 3000000156 20080524015645 1000724245 0 0 1000431520 3000000155 @dean_jones Well, this decision seems capricious and arbitrary. web dean_jones cosmo tweet 3000000157 20080525015720 1000431520 0 0 1000724245 3000000156 @cosmo Your fly's open. web cosmo dean_jones tweet 3000000164 20081101112406 1000000506 0 0 Ugh, I hate people. web elainebenes tweet 3000000165 20081102113532 1000000632 0 0 1000000506 3000000164 @elainebenes Yeah, they're the worst. web elainebenes jerry tweet 3000000167 20081103113732 1000000632 0 0 Oh, this is interesting... Jane's topless. web jerry tweet 3000000168 20081104113845 1000724245 0 0 1000000632 3000000167 @jerry Yo yo ma. web jerry cosmo tweet 3000000169 20081105113932 1000000632 0 0 1000000632 3000000167 @jerry Boutros Boutros Ghali... web jerry jerry tweet 3000000170 20081106113006 1000000506 0 0 1000000632 3000000167 @jerry Nice rack. web jerry elainebenes tweet 3000000172 20081107113217 1000004517 0 0 1000000028 3000000102 @derek_Jeter Hitting isn't about muscle. Simple physics: calculate velocity v vs trajectory t, gravity g a constant. It's not complicated. web derek_Jeter costanza81 tweet 3000000173 20081108113328 1000000028 0 0 1000004517 3000000172 @costanza81 Now, who are you again? web costanza81 derek_Jeter tweet 3000000174 20081109114417 1000004517 0 0 1000000028 3000000173 @derek_Jeter George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary. web derek_Jeter costanza81 tweet 3000000175 20081110114529 1000000029 0 0 1000004517 3000000174 @costanza81 Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee? web costanza81 BernieWilliams tweet 3000000176 20081111114617 1000004517 0 0 1000000029 3000000175 @BernieWilliams Do you wanna talk about hotels, or do you wanna win some ball games? web BernieWilliams costanza81 tweet 3000000177 20081112114728 1000000028 0 0 1000004517 3000000176 @costanza81 We won the World Series. web costanza81 derek_Jeter tweet 3000000178 20081113114817 1000004517 0 0 1000000028 3000000177 @derek_Jeter @BernieWilliams Yeah ... in six games. web derek_Jeter costanza81 tweet 3000000180 20081114114017 1000004517 0 0 @jerry No one has ever successfully accomplished the Roommate Switch. In the Middle Ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it. web costanza81 tweet 3000000181 20081115114132 1000000632 0 0 1000004517 3000000180 @costanza81 They didn't have roommates in the Middle Ages. web costanza81 jerry tweet 3000000182 20081116114217 1000004517 0 0 1000000632 3000000181 @jerry Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200, somewhere, there were two women living together. web jerry costanza81 tweet 3000000220 20081217125069 1000000069 0 0 @jerry It's the best. It's gold, jerry. GOLD! web bania tweet 3000000221 20081218125170 1000004517 0 0 @bubble_boy MOOPS http://pkmeco.com/seinfeld/bubble.htm web costanza81 tweet 3000000226 20080416010632 1000000032 0 0 1000000632 3000000220 @jerry I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone whose protégé is a hack. web jerry thementee tweet 3000000231 20081219003117 1000004517 0 0 1000322339 3000000230 @cushman Before that, I was in real estate. I quit because the boss wouldn't let me use his private bathroom. That was it. web cushman costanza81 tweet 3000000232 20081220003217 1000004517 0 0 1000322339 3000000230 @cushman My last job was in publishing. I got fired for having sex in my office with the cleaning woman. web cushman costanza81 tweet 3000000259 20081221015939 1000322339 0 0 1000202970 3000000250 @bigstein @costanza81 is one of the applicants: the complete opposite of every applicant we've seen. web bigstein Cushman tweet 3000000260 20081222112017 1000004517 0 0 1000202970 3000000250 @bigstein With all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization web bigstein costanza81 tweet 3000000261 20081223112117 1000004517 0 0 1000202970 3000000250 @bigstein We have watched you take our beloved EYankees and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego web bigstein costanza81 tweet 3000000262 20081224112270 1000202970 0 0 1000322339 3000000261 @cushman Hire this man! web cushman bigstein tweet 3000000300 20080110001032 1000000632 0 0 1000004517 3000000280 @costanza81 #belly Helllllooooo. La, la, la. http://pkmeco.com/seinfeld/voice.htm web costanza81 jerry tweet 3000000351 20080219005117 1000004517 0 0 If she can't find me, she can't break up with me. web costanza81 tweet 3000000352 20080220005217 1000004517 0 0 It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. web costanza81 tweet 3000000353 20080221005317 1000004517 0 0 Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it. #advice web costanza81 tweet 3000000354 20080222005417 1000004517 0 0 Just threw away lifetime of guilt-free sex+floor seats @ every #MSG event.So please, a little respect. For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots web costanza81 tweet 3000000355 20080223005517 1000004517 0 0 My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, I was raised to give up. It's one of the few things I do well. web costanza81 tweet 3000000356 20080224005617 1000004517 0 0 My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life -- it's all been wrong web costanza81 tweet 3000000357 20080225005717 1000004517 0 0 That's why I don't have cable in my house. Because of that naked station. I'd never turn it off. Wouldn't sleep, Wouldn't eat. web costanza81 tweet 3000000358 20080226005817 1000004517 0 0 If I had the naked station, they'd find me sitting there in my pajamas with drool coming down my face web costanza81 tweet 3000000359 20080227005917 1000004517 0 0 She threw toupee out tbe window. Feel like my old self again. Neurotic, paranoid, totally inadequate, completely insecure. It's a pleasure web costanza81 tweet 3000000360 20080301006017 1000004517 0 0 The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. web costanza81 tweet 3000000361 20080302006117 1000004517 0 0 There is no bigger loser than me! web costanza81 tweet 3000000362 20080303006217 1000004517 0 0 This thing is like an onion: the more layers you peel, the more it stinks! web costanza81 tweet 3000000363 20080304006317 1000004517 0 0 Who buys an umbrella anyway? You can get them for free at the coffee shop in those metal cans. web costanza81 tweet 3000000364 20080305006417 1000004517 0 0 You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister! web costanza81 tweet 3000000365 20080306006517 1000004517 0 0 You know I always wanted to pretend I was an #architect. web costanza81 tweet 3000000366 20080307006617 1000004517 0 0 You're killing independent George. web costanza81 tweet 3000000367 20080308006767 1000005467 0 0 George, #festivus is your heritage! web FrankCostanza tweet 3000000368 20080309006867 1000005467 0 0 I find tinsel distracting. web FrankCostanza tweet 3000000369 20080310006967 1000005467 0 0 I have been performing feats of strength all morning. web FrankCostanza tweet 3000000370 20080311007067 1000005467 0 0 I'm like the Phoenix, rising from Arizona. web FrankCostanza tweet 3000000371 20080312007167 1000005467 0 0 Serenity now. SERENITY NOW! http://pkmeco.com/seinfeld/serenity.htm web FrankCostanza tweet 3000000372 20080313007267 1000005467 0 0 The doll was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. A #FESTIVUS FOR THE REST-OF-US. web FrankCostanza tweet 3000000373 20080314007367 1000005467 0 0 You have the rooster, the hen, and the chicken. The rooster goes with the chicken... So who's having sex with the hen? web FrankCostanza tweet 3000000374 20080315007470 1000202970 0 0 Ham+cheese again. And no fancy mustard. I love that fancy mustard. You could put that fancy mustard on a shoe, it'd taste pretty good to me web bigstein tweet 3000000375 20080316007583 1000296583 0 0 I don't think there's any greater tragedy than when parents outlive their children. web Ross tweet 3000000376 20080317007664 1000313364 0 0 You very bad man, Jerry. Very bad man. web BabuBhatt tweet 3000000377 20080318007781 1000530581 0 0 The speak of a man so virile,so potent,to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of sensual delights most women dare not of web Katya tweet 3000000378 20080319007883 1000566783 0 0 Serenity now. Insanity later. http://pkmeco.com/seinfeld/serenity.htm web LloydBraun tweet 3000000379 20080320007962 1000606862 0 0 Of course the bra isn't going to fit on a leotard. A bra's got to go up against the skin. Like a glove. web JackieChiles tweet 3000000380 20080321008062 1000606862 0 0 This is the most public yet of my many humiliations. web JackieChiles tweet 3000000381 20080322008117 1000641417 0 0 @ElaineBenes You've tested positive for opium. That's right. White Lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally. web JPeterman tweet 3000000382 20080323008245 1000724245 0 0 #baseballcamp ended a few days early. There was an incident. I punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth. web cosmo tweet 3000000383 20080324008345 1000724245 0 0 #newmervgriffin Well, we're talking to Elaine Benes, adult film star, on the set of her new movie 'Elaine Does the Upper West Side' web cosmo tweet 3000000384 20080325008445 1000724245 0 0 @Bob_Sacamano came here for a hernia operation. Oh, yeah, routine surgery. Now he's sitting in a chair by a window going 'My name is Bob!' web cosmo tweet 3000000385 20080326008545 1000724245 0 0 Boy, these pretzels are makin' me thirsty. web cosmo tweet 3000000386 20080327008645 1000724245 0 0 Celebration time. That coffee table book I wrote? Well, the company sold the movie rights to it. I'm officially retired. web cosmo tweet 3000000387 20080328008745 1000724245 0 0 Here's to feeling good all the time. web cosmo tweet 3000000388 20080329008845 1000724245 0 0 Hoochie Mama. web cosmo tweet 3000000389 20080330008945 1000724245 0 0 I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st... How can the same street intersect with itself? It must be at the nexus of the universe. web cosmo tweet 3000000390 20080401009045 1000724245 0 0 I'm on the Mexican, woah oh oh, radio. web cosmo tweet 3000000391 20080402009145 1000724245 0 0 If you'd have told me someday I'd solve the energy problem, I'd have said you're crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window web cosmo tweet 3000000392 20080403009245 1000724245 0 0 If you're not gonna be a part of a civil society, then just get in your car and drive on over to the East Side. web cosmo tweet 3000000393 20080404009345 1000724245 0 0 It's a #Festivus miracle. web cosmo tweet 3000000394 20080405009445 1000724245 0 0 Jerry, I know myself. And if I'm on the streets, and it starts to go down, I don't back off, until its finished. web cosmo tweet 3000000395 20080406009545 1000724245 0 0 Just had a hot bowl of #mulligatawny: delightful Hindu concoction simmered to perfection by one of the great soup artisans of the modern era web cosmo tweet 3000000396 20080407009645 1000724245 0 0 That's right folks. Just had 3 shots of #Hennigan's, don't even smell, can go around drunk all day. Hennigan's: the no smell, no tell Scotch web cosmo tweet 3000000397 20080408009745 1000724245 0 0 Remember my idea about rickshaws in NY? We're gonna make it happen. Guy in the Hong Kong post office is shipping us a rickshaw. Can't miss. web cosmo tweet 3000000398 20080409009845 1000724245 0 0 See, this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies sitting around chewing gum. web cosmo tweet 3000000399 20080410009945 1000724245 0 0 The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since One Hour Martinizing. web cosmo