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<p> What my associate is trying to say is that our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it. </p> <p> Like, um, let's say you're driving along the road, with your family.<br /> And you're driving along...la de da...woo...<br /> And then all of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road and you hit the brakes.<br /> Screeeee! </p> <p> Woah, that was close. </p> <p> Now let's see what happens when you're driving with "the other guy's brake pads". </p> <p> You're driving along,<br /> you're driving along,<br /> and all of a sudden your kids are yelling from the back seat:<br /> "I gotta go to the bathroom, daddy!"<br /> "Not now, dammit!"<br /> "Truck tire! I can't stop! Aaaaa! Help!"<br /> "There's a cliff! Aaaaa!"<br /> And your family screaming:<br /> "Oh my God, we're burning alive!"<br /> "No! I can't feel my legs!"<br /> Here comes the meat-wagon! Woo woo woo!<br /> And the medic gets out and says:<br /> "Oh! My! God!"<br /> New guy's in the corner puking his guts out:<br /> Blllleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah!<br /> Blllleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah!<br /> </p> <p> All because you wanna save a coupla extra pennies. </p> <a href="/more">« inflict me with more »</a>
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