{
  "1": "Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless ~ Thomas Edison",
  "2": "We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works ~ Douglas Adams!",
  "3": "It’s supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button ~ John Brunner",
  "4": "Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done ~ Andy Rooney",
  "5": "May the source be with you",
  "6": "Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live ~ Martin Golding",
  "7": "When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code ~ Richard Pattis",
  "8": "Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand ~ Martin Fowler",
  "9": "You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting ~ Steve Jobs",
  "10": "Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute ~ Hal Abelson",
  "11": "Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen ~ Edward Berard",
  "12": "Deleted code is debugged code ~ Jeff Sickel",
  "13": "First, solve the problem. Then, write the code ~ John Johnson",
  "14": "Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind ~ Donald Knuth",
  "15": "The computing scientist’s main challenge is not to get confused by the complexities of his own making ~ E. W. Dijkstra",
  "16": "Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming ~ Brian Kernighan",
  "17": "Beauty is more important in computing than anywhere else in technology because software is so complicated. Beauty is the ultimate defence against complexity ~ David Gelernter",
  "18": "Life is too short to run proprietary software ~ Bdale Garbee",
  "19": "Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight ~ Bill Gates",
  "20": "A language that doesn’t have everything is actually easier to program in than some that do ~ Dennis M. Ritchie",
  "21": "Compatibility means deliberately repeating other people’s mistakes ~ David Wheeler",
  "22": "Code never lies, comments sometimes do ~ Ron Jeffries",
  "23": "I am rarely happier than when spending an entire day programming my computer to perform automatically a task that would otherwise take me a good ten seconds to do by hand ~ Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See",
  "24": "When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong ~ R. Buckminster Fuller",
  "25": "Theory is when you know something, but it doesn’t work. Practice is when something works, but you don’t know why. Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don’t know why ~ Stewart Brand",
  "26": "Good code is short, simple, and symmetrical – the challenge is figuring out how to get there ~ Sean Parent",
  "27": "The only sin is to make a choice without knowing you are making one ~ Jonathan Shewchuk",
  "28": "It is a painful thing to look at your own trouble and know that you yourself and no one else has made it ~ Sophocles, Ajax",
  "29": "I object to doing things that computers can do ~ Olin Shivers",
  "30": "If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work ~ Mich Ravera",
  "31": "No code is faster than no code ~ Merb Motto",
  "32": "So much complexity in software comes from trying to make one thing do two things ~ Ryan Singer",
  "33": "Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet ~ Scott Adams",
  "34": "If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime ~ David Leinweber"
}