require "teaspoon/formatter/base" module Teaspoon module Formatter class SwayzeOrOprah < Base protected def log_result(_result) return log_str("\nNo quote for you.") if failures.size > 0 names, quote = random_quote log_line("\n#{quote.inspect} -- Oprah Winfrey or Patrick Swayze?") process_response(names) end private DATA = [ { author: ["patrick swayze", "patrick", "swayze", "ps", "p"], quotes: <<-QUOTES.strip_heredoc.split("|").strip When those you love die, the best you can do is honor their spirit for as long as you live. You make a \ commitment that you're going to take whatever lesson that person or animal was trying to teach you, and \ you make it true in your own life... it's a positive way to keep their spirit alive in the world, by \ keeping it alive in yourself.|The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want. There's \ just something about dance ... It's like a primal thing in all of us.|Pain don't hurt.|What winning is to \ me is not giving up, is no matter what's thrown at me, I can take it. And I can keep going.|Good-looking \ people turn me off. Myself included.|One thing I'm not going to do is chase staying alive. You spend so \ much time chasing staying alive, you won't live.|The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what \ they want.|There's just something about dance. It's like a primal thing in all of us.|As always, I \ appreciate all the love and support people have sent and continue to send my way.|Everything is designed \ to help you sell out.|How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead \ man? You go to work.|I am very, very clear on how difficult it is for a young kid out there to go into the \ arts without taking a lot of heat from his peers.|I don't know how many hills and valleys I've had, how \ many times I've had to refocus my world and my life and my career. I don't know what's on the other \ side.|I don't want to be a poster child for cancer.|I don't want to be Mr. Romantic Leading Man. I don't \ want to be the Dance Dude. I don't want to be the Action Guy. If I had to do any one of those all my life, \ it'd drive me crazy.|I dropped about 20 pounds in the blink of an eye. And then when you see it in the \ mirror, when all of a sudden you pull your eyes down, and the bottom of your eyes go yellow and jaundice \ sets in - then you know something's wrong.|I got completely fed up with that Hollywood blockbuster \ mentality. I couldn't take it seriously any longer.|I had a lot of anger because I wasn't happy with the \ way I had been raised.|I just love to work hard.|I keep dreaming of a future, a future with a long and \ healthy life, not lived in the shadow of cancer but in the light.|I keep my heart and my soul and my \ spirit open to miracles.|I like to believe that I've got a lot of guardian warriors sittin' on my shoulder \ including my dad.|I took after my father.|I wanna live.|I will go so far as to say probably smoking had \ something to do with my pancreatic cancer.|I'm trying to shut up and let my angels speak to me and tell me \ what I'm supposed to do.|I've had so many injuries. QUOTES }, { author: ["oprah winfrey", "oprah", "winfrey", "ow", "o"], quotes: <<-QUOTES.strip_heredoc.split("|").strip Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with \ you when the limo breaks down.|Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you \ concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough.|The more you praise and celebrate \ your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.|Surround yourself with only people who are going to \ lift you higher.|Breathe. Let go. And remind yourself that this very moment is the only one you know you \ have for sure.|As you become more clear about who you really are, you'll be better able to decide what is \ best for you - the first time around.|It isn't until you come to a spiritual understanding of who you are \ - not necessarily a religious feeling, but deep down, the spirit within - that you can begin to take \ control.|I am a woman in process. I'm just trying like everybody else. I try to take every conflict, every \ experience, and learn from it. Life is never dull.|Turn your wounds into wisdom.|Doing the best at this \ moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.|Where there is no struggle, there is no \ strength.|Do the one thing you think you cannot do. Fail at it. Try again. Do better the second time. The \ only people who never tumble are those who never mount the high wire. This is your moment. Own it.|Passion \ is energy. Feel the power that comes from focusing on what excites you.|I don't think of myself as a poor \ deprived ghetto girl who made good. I think of myself as somebody who from an early age knew I was \ responsible for myself, and I had to make good.|Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure \ is another steppingstone to greatness.|I believe that every single event in life happens in an opportunity \ to choose love over fear.|The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by \ merely changing his attitude.|I don't believe in failure. It is not failure if you enjoyed the process.|I \ don't think you ever stop giving. I really don't. I think it's an on-going process. And it's not just \ about being able to write a check. It's being able to touch somebody's life.|The struggle of my life \ created empathy - I could relate to pain, being abandoned, having people not love me.|What material \ success does is provide you with the ability to concentrate on other things that really matter. And that \ is being able to make a difference, not only in your own life, but in other people's lives.|Books were my \ pass to personal freedom. I learned to read at age three, and soon discovered there was a whole world to \ conquer that went beyond our farm in Mississippi.|Biology is the least of what makes someone a \ mother.|Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or \ not.|I have a lot of things to prove to myself. One is that I can live my life fearlessly. QUOTES } ] def process_response(names) log_str("Will your run be successful? [swayze or oprah]: ") if names.include?(gets.chomp) log_line("\nYou got it right!\n") else log_line("\nWrong, too bad!\n") raise the roof, YO && "Let's get busy" end end def random_quote set = DATA[rand(DATA.size)] [set[:author], set[:quotes][rand(set[:quotes].size)]] end def the(*_) Exception.new("poorly answered question") end def roof 0 end YO = 0 end end end