(NO COPYRIGHT RESTRICTIONS ON THIS CONTENT WHATSOEVER. FULLY PUBLIC DOMAIN) Name the song or poem as you wish, resell it, but please positively influence culture Subject matter | Category 1 -- Abuse of philosophical universalism (making broad claims while intentionally not trying to understand things or see any sides of anything whatsoever, childish behavior worse than a 3 year old, acting retarded) VERSE Their neglect is out of this world, I swear it's avant-garde They don't care about your feelings, they don't regard They don't care about anyone, don't need no bodyguard Working don't matter for this, whether day or graveyard Complete neglect, complete inattention They have no genuine intention We need change, we need intervention Reason itself resides in their place of circumvention CHORUS They failure is a sight to truly behold, I swear it's avant-garde Their insularity is magnitudinous, disregarding it is hard They act like a retard They deserve to be combated, with the truth we should bombard Playing only the worst card There are too many good ideas that one should not dismiss All of this rudeness is something you would not miss It is so rude, I just need to diss They are completely negligent, they are utterly remiss Reason itself resides in their territory of circumvention Complete neglect, complete inattention We need change, we need intervention They have no genuine intention VERSE Stuck in slavery, in the shipyard They deserve to be combated, with the truth we should bombard They act like a retard Enlightment values is not something they safeguard They are thugs and creeps, don't want no bodyguard They don't care about your feelings, they don't regard Their neglect is out of this world, I swear it's avant-garde Working don't matter for this, whether day or graveyard Thinking differently shouldn't have to be hard You make broad claims while behaving like a kid Stop this already, time to get rid They're such failures, themselves they outdid Don't have to do with ego or id They act like a retard So zealously fixed they are, they act like a true diehard They are thugs and creeps, don't want no bodyguard Playing only the worst card ---