(NO COPYRIGHT RESTRICTIONS ON THIS CONTENT WHATSOEVER. FULLY PUBLIC DOMAIN) Name the song or poem as you wish, resell it, but please positively influence culture Subject matter | Category 1 -- Abuse of philosophical universalism (making broad claims while intentionally not trying to understand things or see any sides of anything whatsoever, childish behavior worse than a 3 year old, acting retarded) VERSE They act like a retard They are thugs and creeps, don't want no bodyguard Any novel idea, they want to discard Stuck in slavery, in the shipyard So zealously fixed they are, they act like a true diehard Any novel ideas, they automatically have discarded Enlightenment values, they have not safeguarded The clique is so insular, I swear they're retarded Violence is second nature to them, their friends they've bombarded Brittle as possible, they are truly unguarded Any novelty, they have disregarded CHORUS No one will be unhurt Quite fixed in their thinking, they all introvert The society is the ones who hurt With pre-thought of ideas, they automatically assert All with their clique, eating their dessert Working don't matter for this, whether day or graveyard Their behavior makes them charred They act like a retard So zealously fixed they are, they act like a true diehard They're prone to true violence, they want to use weapons to bombard Tunnel vision, true empiricism is barred This should be opposed by brave individuals, a special someone They always evade, they always run They don't care about you, they don't care about everyone Soon their tyranny will be over, over and done Stuck in slavery, in the shipyard No novel thinking, not in their backyard They failure is a sight to truly behold, I swear it's avant-garde They deserve to be combated, with the truth we should bombard They act like a retard VERSE Quite fixed in their thinking, they all introvert Their minds, they cannot exert You already claim to "know", they just blurt With fixed ideas, they automatically assert Climate catastrophes on the brink, they don't want to avert Any novelty, they have disregarded Any novel ideas, they automatically have discarded Brittle as possible, they are truly unguarded The clique is so insular, I swear they're retarded Don't care about reason, they have no regard Tunnel vision, true empiricism is barred Reason is what they want to discard They act like a retard Dealing with nonexistent scientists is hard No novel thinking, not in their backyard Any novel ideas, they automatically have discarded The clique is so insular, I swear they're retarded Any novelty, they have disregarded Brittle as possible, they are truly unguarded CHORUS No one will be unhurt Quite fixed in their thinking, they all introvert The society is the ones who hurt With pre-thought of ideas, they automatically assert All with their clique, eating their dessert Working don't matter for this, whether day or graveyard Their behavior makes them charred They act like a retard So zealously fixed they are, they act like a true diehard They're prone to true violence, they want to use weapons to bombard Tunnel vision, true empiricism is barred This should be opposed by brave individuals, a special someone They always evade, they always run They don't care about you, they don't care about everyone Soon their tyranny will be over, over and done Stuck in slavery, in the shipyard No novel thinking, not in their backyard They failure is a sight to truly behold, I swear it's avant-garde They deserve to be combated, with the truth we should bombard They act like a retard VERSE This is something you can't comprehend, we can't comprehend this There are too many good ideas that one should not dismiss All of this rudeness is something you would not miss Ignorance is not happiness, negligence is not bliss It is so rude, I just need to diss They are completely negligent, they are utterly remiss Working don't matter for this, whether day or graveyard They don't care about your feelings, they don't regard Their neglect is out of this world, I swear it's avant-garde They don't care about anyone, don't need no bodyguard Dealing with nonexistent scientists is hard ---