module Faker
  class Company < Base
    class << self
      def name
        Formats.rand.call
      end
    
      def suffix
        fetch('company.suffix')
      end
      
      # Generate a buzzword-laden catch phrase.
      # Wordlist from http://www.1728.com/buzzword.htm
      def catch_phrase
        [
          ["Adaptive", "Advanced", "Ameliorated", "Assimilated", "Automated", "Balanced", "Business-focused", "Centralized", "Cloned", "Compatible", "Configurable", "Cross-group", "Cross-platform", "Customer-focused", "Customizable", "Decentralized", "De-engineered", "Devolved", "Digitized", "Distributed", "Diverse", "Down-sized", "Enhanced", "Enterprise-wide", "Ergonomic", "Exclusive", "Expanded", "Extended", "Face to face", "Focused", "Front-line", "Fully-configurable", "Function-based", "Fundamental", "Future-proofed", "Grass-roots", "Horizontal", "Implemented", "Innovative", "Integrated", "Intuitive", "Inverse", "Managed", "Mandatory", "Monitored", "Multi-channelled", "Multi-lateral", "Multi-layered", "Multi-tiered", "Networked", "Object-based", "Open-architected", "Open-source", "Operative", "Optimized", "Optional", "Organic", "Organized", "Persevering", "Persistent", "Phased", "Polarised", "Pre-emptive", "Proactive", "Profit-focused", "Profound", "Programmable", "Progressive", "Public-key", "Quality-focused", "Reactive", "Realigned", "Re-contextualized", "Re-engineered", "Reduced", "Reverse-engineered", "Right-sized", "Robust", "Seamless", "Secured", "Self-enabling", "Sharable", "Stand-alone", "Streamlined", "Switchable", "Synchronised", "Synergistic", "Synergized", "Team-oriented", "Total", "Triple-buffered", "Universal", "Up-sized", "Upgradable", "User-centric", "User-friendly", "Versatile", "Virtual", "Visionary", "Vision-oriented"].rand, 
          ["24 hour", "24/7", "3rd generation", "4th generation", "5th generation", "6th generation", "actuating", "analyzing", "assymetric", "asynchronous", "attitude-oriented", "background", "bandwidth-monitored", "bi-directional", "bifurcated", "bottom-line", "clear-thinking", "client-driven", "client-server", "coherent", "cohesive", "composite", "context-sensitive", "contextually-based", "content-based", "dedicated", "demand-driven", "didactic", "directional", "discrete", "disintermediate", "dynamic", "eco-centric", "empowering", "encompassing", "even-keeled", "executive", "explicit", "exuding", "fault-tolerant", "foreground", "fresh-thinking", "full-range", "global", "grid-enabled", "heuristic", "high-level", "holistic", "homogeneous", "human-resource", "hybrid", "impactful", "incremental", "intangible", "interactive", "intermediate", "leading edge", "local", "logistical", "maximized", "methodical", "mission-critical", "mobile", "modular", "motivating", "multimedia", "multi-state", "multi-tasking", "national", "needs-based", "neutral", "next generation", "non-volatile", "object-oriented", "optimal", "optimizing", "radical", "real-time", "reciprocal", "regional", "responsive", "scalable", "secondary", "solution-oriented", "stable", "static", "systematic", "systemic", "system-worthy", "tangible", "tertiary", "transitional", "uniform", "upward-trending", "user-facing", "value-added", "web-enabled", "well-modulated", "zero administration", "zero defect", "zero tolerance"].rand,
          ["ability", "access", "adapter", "algorithm", "alliance", "analyzer", "application", "approach", "architecture", "archive", "artificial intelligence", "array", "attitude", "benchmark", "budgetary management", "capability", "capacity", "challenge", "circuit", "collaboration", "complexity", "concept", "conglomeration", "contingency", "core", "customer loyalty", "database", "data-warehouse", "definition", "emulation", "encoding", "encryption", "extranet", "firmware", "flexibility", "focus group", "forecast", "frame", "framework", "function", "functionalities", "Graphic Interface", "groupware", "Graphical User Interface", "hardware", "help-desk", "hierarchy", "hub", "implementation", "info-mediaries", "infrastructure", "initiative", "installation", "instruction set", "interface", "internet solution", "intranet", "knowledge user", "knowledge base", "local area network", "leverage", "matrices", "matrix", "methodology", "middleware", "migration", "model", "moderator", "monitoring", "moratorium", "neural-net", "open architecture", "open system", "orchestration", "paradigm", "parallelism", "policy", "portal", "pricing structure", "process improvement", "product", "productivity", "project", "projection", "protocol", "secured line", "service-desk", "software", "solution", "standardization", "strategy", "structure", "success", "superstructure", "support", "synergy", "system engine", "task-force", "throughput", "time-frame", "toolset", "utilisation", "website", "workforce"].rand
        ].join(' ')
      end
      
      # When a straight answer won't do, BS to the rescue!
      # Wordlist from http://dack.com/web/bullshit.html
      def bs
        [
          fetch('company.bs.verb'),
          fetch('company.bs.adjective'),
          fetch('company.bs.noun'),
        ].join(' ')
      end
    end
    
    Formats = [
      Proc.new { [ Name.last_name, suffix ].join(' ') },
      Proc.new { [ Name.last_name, Name.last_name ].join('-') },
      Proc.new { "%s, %s and %s" % [ Name.last_name, Name.last_name, Name.last_name ] }
      ]
  end
end