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When in Rome, they do as HE doesGHe is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited.2He has won the lifetime achievement award… twice$He can kill two stones with one bird>When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it1His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph7He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feelsBHe is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks@If opportunity knocks, and he’s not at home, opportunity waits3Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect.He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks*In museums, he is allowed to touch the art3His business card simply says ‘I’ll Call You”CIf he was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume.0Freemasons strive to learn HIS secret handshake.HHe played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum, and won4He is the life of parties that he has never attendedJHe once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle,His organ donation card also lists his beard#He is left-handed. And right-handed#Sharks have a week dedicated to him Presidents take his birthday offTime waits on no one, but him9He never wears a watch because time is always on his side#He taught Chuck Norris martial arts.When he holds a lady’s purse, he looks manly5He once won a staring contest with his own reflection0When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ringFHis beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body"Superman has pijamas with his logoZIf he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him(He once went to the psychic, to warn her/His feet don’t get blisters, but his shoes do>When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in valueEOn every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.UOnce a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died#His passport requires no photograph!He gave his father “the talk”!He can speak Russian… in FrenchHis signature won a Pulitzer>Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut@He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticketThe dark is afraid of himDIf he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn’t be dark>He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the oddsHe bowls overhand-A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush8He once started a fire using only dental floss and waterRoses stop to smell him$Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him*He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian2Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him6When he was young he once sent his parents to his roomHis blood smells like cologne*When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls8His shadow has been on the ‘best dressed’ list twice4Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality His pillow is cool on BOTH sides.The Nobel Academy was awarded a prize from HIM+His mother has a tattoo that says “Son”His shirts never wrinkleHis shirts never wrinkle=Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple coresQHis garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle8He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholdersHHis cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for himEThe police often question him, just because they find him interesting%He has never walked into a spider web1The star on his Christmas tree is tracked by NASA"He’s never lost a game of chanceKHe once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back-His wallet is woven out of chupacabra leather9Cars look both ways for him, before driving down a street.His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March1His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never criesaHis friends call him by his name, his enemies don’t call him anything because they are all deadDNo less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard7He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in Spanish!The Holy Grail is looking for him#Werewolves are jealous of his beard6Once he ran a marathon because it was “on the way”پHe was on a recent archaeological dig and came across prehistoric foot prints that lead out of Africa into all parts of the world. On close inspection, it turned out that the prints were hisكWhatever side of the tracks he’s currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he’ll still be on the right sideThe circus ran away to join him#He once made a weeping willow laugh*He is allowed to talk about the fight club)His sweat is the cure for the common coldrWhile swimming off the coast of Australia, he once scratched the underbelly of the Great White with his right handHe never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chickenPanhandlers give him moneySHe once tried to acquire a cold just to see what it felt like, but it didn’t take'His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons5He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards1He has inside jokes with people he’s never met.!Bear hugs are what he gives bears2Even his tree houses have fully finished basementsRHe has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool$He lives vicariously through himself