require "lita" module Lita module Handlers class Memegen < Handler def self.default_config(config) config.command_only = true config.username = nil config.password = nil end route %r{(Y U NO) (.+)}i, :meme_y_u_no, help: { "Y U NO..." => "generates Y U NO meme"} route %r{(I DON'?T ALWAYS .*) (BUT WHEN I DO,? .*)}i, :meme_i_dont_always, help: { "I DON'T ALWAYS .. BUT WHEN I DO, .." => "generates I DON'T ALWAY meme"} route %r{(.*)(O\s?RLY\??.*)}i, :meme_orly, help: { "..O RLY.." => "generates O RLY meme" } route %r{(.*)(SUCCESS|NAILED IT.*)}, :meme_success, help: { "..SUCCESS.." => "(case sensitive) generates SUCCESS meme", "..NAILED IT.." => "generates NAILED IT meme" } route %r{(.*) (ALL the .*)}, :meme_all_the, help: { "ALL the.." => "(case sensitive) generates ALL the meme" } route %r{(.*) (\w+\sTOO DAMN .*)}i, :meme_too_damn, help: { "TOO DAMN.." => "generates TOO DAMN meme" } route %r{(GOOD NEWS EVERYONE[,.!]?) (.*)}i, :meme_good_news, help: { "GOOD NEWS EVERYONE.." => "generates GOOD NEWS EVERYONE meme" } route %r{(NOT SURE IF .*) (OR .*)}i, :meme_not_sure_if, help: { "NOT SURE IF.. OR.." => "generates NOT SURE IF .. OR meme" } route %r{(YO DAWG .*) (SO .*)}i, :meme_yo_dawg, help: { "YO DAWG.." => "generates YO DAWG meme" } route %r{(ALL YOUR .*) (ARE BELONG TO US)}i, :meme_are_belong, help: { "ALL YOUR.. ARE BELONG TO US" => "generates ALL YOUR.. ARE BELONG TO US meme" } route %r{(.*) (FUCK YOU)}i, :meme_fuck_you, help: { "..FUCK YOU" => "generates ..FUCK YOU meme" } route %r{(.*) (You'?re gonna have a bad time)}i, :meme_bad_time, help: { ".. You're going have a bad time" => "generates You're gonna have a bad time meme" } route %r{(one does not simply) (.*)}i, :meme_simply, help: { "one does not simply.." => "generates one does not simply.. meme" } route %r{(grumpy cat) (.*),(.*)}i, :meme_grumpy_cat, help: { "grumpy cat .. , .." => "generates grumpy cat .. , .. meme" } route %r{(it looks like you're|it looks like you) (.*)}i, :meme_looks_like, help: { "it looks like you're .." => "generates it looks like you're .. meme", "it looks like you.." => "(case insensitive) generates it looks like you.. meme" } route %r{(AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE) (.*)}i, :meme_am_i_only, help: { "AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE.." => "generates AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE.. meme" } route %r{(.*)(NOT IMPRESSED*)}i, :meme_not_impressed, help: { "..NOT IMPRESSED" => "generates ..NOT IMPRESSED meme" } route %r{(PREPARE YOURSELF) (.*)}i, :meme_prepare_yourself, help: { "PREPARE YOURSELF.." => "generates PREPARE YOURSELF.. meme" } route %r{(WHAT IF I TOLD YOU) (.*)}i, :meme_what_if_i, help: { "WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.." => "generates WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.. meme" } route %r{(.*) (BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS)}i, :meme_better_drink, help: { "..BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS" => "generates ..BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS meme" } route %r{^khanify (.*)}i, :meme_khanify, help: { "khanify ..." => "generates khan meme" } def meme_y_u_no(response) generate_meme(response, 2, 166088) end def meme_i_dont_always(response) generate_meme(response, 74, 2485) end def meme_orly(response) generate_meme(response, 920, 117049) end def meme_success(response) generate_meme(response, 121, 1031) end def meme_all_the(response) generate_meme(response, 6013, 1121885) end def meme_too_damn(response) generate_meme(response, 998, 203665) end def meme_good_news(response) generate_meme(response, 1591, 112464) end def meme_not_sure_if(response) generate_meme(response, 305, 84688) end def meme_yo_dawg(response) generate_meme(response, 79, 108785) end def meme_are_belong(response) generate_meme(response, 349058, 2079825) end def meme_fuck_you(response) generate_meme(response, 1189472, 5044147) end def meme_bad_time(response) generate_meme(response, 825296, 3786537) end def meme_simply(response) generate_meme(response, 274947, 1865027) end def meme_grumpy_cat(response) generate_meme(response, 1590955, 6541210) end def meme_looks_like(response) generate_meme(response, 20469, 1159769) end def meme_am_i_only(response) generate_meme(response, 953639, 4240352) end def meme_not_impressed(response) generate_meme(response, 1420809, 5883168) end def meme_prepare_yourself(response) generate_meme(response, 414926, 2295701) end def meme_what_if_i(response) generate_meme(response, 1118843, 4796874) end def meme_better_drink(response) generate_meme(response, 92, 89714) end def meme_khanify(response) generate_meme(response, 6443, 1123022, line1: "", line2: khanify(response.matches[0][0])) end private def khanify(phrase) shouty_phrase = phrase.upcase last_vowel_index = shouty_phrase.rindex(/[AEIOU]/) || -1 # default to final consonant last_vowel = shouty_phrase[last_vowel_index] "#{shouty_phrase[0..last_vowel_index]}#{10.times.map{ last_vowel }.join}#{shouty_phrase[last_vowel_index..-1]}!!!!" end def generate_meme(response, generator_id, image_id, line1: nil, line2: nil) return if Lita.config.handlers.memegen.command_only && !response.message.command? line1 ||= response.matches[0][0] line2 ||= response.matches[0][1] return if Lita.config.handlers.memegen.username.nil? || Lita.config.handlers.memegen.password.nil? http_resp = http.get( 'http://version1.api.memegenerator.net/Instance_Create', username: Lita.config.handlers.memegen.username, password: Lita.config.handlers.memegen.password, languageCode: 'en', generatorID: generator_id, imageID: image_id, text0: line1, text1: line2 ) if http_resp.status == 200 data = MultiJson.load(http_resp.body) if data['success'] response.reply data['result']['instanceImageUrl'] else Lita.logger.error "#{self.class}: Unable to generate a meme image: #{data.inspect}" response.reply "Error: Unable to generate a meme image" end else Lita.logger.error "#{self.class}: Unable to generate a meme image: #{http_resp.body}" response.reply "Error: Unable to generate a meme image" end end end Lita.register_handler(Memegen) end end